Use your mouse wisely, your mouse may come with buttons, but you can put a bow round your cat. Your mouse requires a mat while your pussy’s happy on your lap. You have to click with your mouse, but c-lick not with your cat. Your mouse will have at least one button while your cat plays with wool. You can drag your mouse but dress up your pussy in drag. You can operate with your mouse, but to do so with your cat may have catestrophic consequences. So, for a winning strategy, get your cat involved by adding, look out for your cat that it doen’t replace your mouse with a rat and update your windows by putting the cat litter in the recycle bin with the help of your mouse. So for a complete winning strategy try a whole new mouseover. And enjoy your catnap.

This cat and kitten were literally happily surprised

with their free prize cat-alog they are surmised

to have received and at having sizabilled

cascading windows installed

that they can kittenishly

close, arrange purrfectly,

maximise to cat-astrophic size,

minimize to fit kit’s kitchen, miouave, resize

with cat-ion, restore for more cat-egoric tails,

scroll for fur-ther skin(&fur) chooser details

and tile as any respectable cat’s abode would en-tail.

What would your version of the cat’s prize windows be?

• Working version 9 to 5, miau I’m cat-ching on.
• Windows XPussycat, what’s new pussycat?
• How much is that kitty in the window?

Passing doggone catty remarks

Perhaps by tuning your aerial to key of A or your A to key of aerial in passing.

Play it again, Passcal.

No? Pass: nextquestion (don’t tell anyone though, it’s a secret).

The beauty of this blog: no jackets or passwords required since you’re my type.

Do I have your attention? Are you turned on?

If not, is your pc turned on?

It is recommended that you store your computer in a cave in the tropics, on a stranded ship or on a deserted island where IT’ll be just your and your personal computer, romantic, isn’t it? Alternatively you may consider a windowless spacecraft that does not require windows in cyberspace, to keep your pc isolated from other obnoxious and not so legit networks. Don’t believe in the proverbial if you got it flaunt IT if you are a mail chauvinist. How do you spell IT? You can’t – not allowed. It’s an abbreviation in case you didn’t know or unruly shopfitters will try to install windows in an otherwise architecturally unqiue space or do another number of unmentionable actions I do not wish to repeat here should they beat the odds at guessing your password. Thus you will realize beyond a shadow of a doubt that your password or lack thereof requires some if not considerable thought, especially if your mouse’s playing up by beating you at online chess.

 No names, please. You don’t want something easy for you and difficult for others for fear of appearing condescending. Not having a password will SAVE YOU having to be unfair in choosing a password. Thank you for considering saving my password as the teller at the bank laughed when I tried to do that. Yes, stay anonymouse, but don’t stay annoying. Now you’ve decided not to have a password nobody can accuse you of not exercising discression by marginally choosing single letters, your pet name, the name of your lover mmm nobody DOS it better or partner by default who undoes it better, your mongoose’s goose’s name or anything less than one digit, although you did encounter a site that specifically makes provision for decimalized letters along with a free gossip column where you’re free to voice your opinion at a fee regarding overtly long sentences. Also you’d just never dream of using any four letter words, you don’t have that twisted sense of humor especially those starting with f, such as file, write me or type me if you think Im easy, haven’t you forgotten something, not your password, silly, you can save a file without it and be honored for coming to the file’s restque. Join the rest of the queue as indeed less is more so there’s actually no password like show password.

If you still insist on pass Word you may find other word processing programs to your liking. You don’t have to be at your wits’ end, help, pairing and comparing passwords b4 it’s too late to relate comparing apples to IBMaple. So can I rely on your vote for a password free cyberspace? After all, why appear secretive, I say show them that you’ve got IT big, baby. You don’t have to spend time changing your password and can rather invest that time changing your underwear. If you don’t like passwords I wouldn’t hold it against you if you failwords too and need a re-mark without a remark pertaining entertaining thereto, therefree and therefore invite the whole bang shoot. I copy. Your inherent sense of originality may prohibit you from being prompted to enter password to prom twice and you don’t want to feel like you’re seeing double necessitating a visit to your localized prostometrist and your youthful approach prohibits inclination towards password ageing and try as you might you would not break the password rules by tearing from the margin. You don’t have to remember your password when you can’t even remember special events with dire consequences, but fondlingly remember your first date, on the calendar, kinda kinky, almost like doing IT on a globe or www for that matter.

Time’s money, so don’t pass time with passwords. You don’t even have to worry ‘bout the odds of dumb numb numbered passnumerals replacing bulleting passwords necessitating upgrade. So you understand Y V cannot justify passwords unless it’s assigned to X marks the spot where she sells C for yourself cells. Have IT Ur way graphically. There V go: V could tell you the password, but Y? Pick a letter, any letter, o, that’s been taken again, it’s an Excellent way of passing the time improvising passwords, now unless you intuitively know what passwords are available (ok, come seem me privately after reading this blog not recognized nor passed by Word), this can lead you to be remorseful and experience discomfort that another has chosen your prize passwords and all this time you though you were original. Yip, eventually you can rather use your online time more constructively chatting online than entering password. I suggest you find something more enjoyable like polishing your computer screen or fine tuning your keyboard. You can act like you have a way with words with a password even if you don’t. Not a single websurfer surfing on by would know that you like your passwords scrambled and your omelettes unscrambled, but were too timid to ask, pass the salt, please, do not pass go and do not purchase impressive decompression software by all accounts, piningly depressive as it may seem to fill your melancholy mood missing your password, oh password wherefore art thou, where oh where’s my password’s latest wear; why be weary and fret, since your password does not miss you and relishes abduction by fanciful pc fancies mmm.

To password or not to password: that should be a prerequisite option for the left aligned whose passwords left. Liberate yourself, be free, you have two, in fact, there’s enough passwords to go around anyway ordering rodering passwords around, so be square if you dare, pass passwords and give IT a miss replacing passwords old with passwords’ catnap mew and so passwords borrowed with a font in blue. Anyway, forget all about passwords, join the revolution of cyber evolution, as you won’t miss what you never had – no peeking running that by me at that mountain pass – just the pass for you ma’am, please pass me the menu for just desserts and unjust deserts. I’m bidding adieu on an auction site as I have no more need for that password, ladies, lads, lasses, lassies and other passable folk. I’m out of here, but not out if beer, care to join me in passing? And not a minute too passtedious as I’m fastidious and don’t want to appear tedious, of course, not wishing to invoke evoking my pc’s hatred and jealousy over being excited over particularly interesting passwords even leading to faux pass assumption about evenings out enjoying personalized menus. If you don’t have a password your true love won’t think you’re being unscrupulous by hiding something, you passcal. Eventufinally! Passively seeking password free websites – should U C any, please reply here.

Changing a BIT?

Importantly imperative computing hot how to(delo)’s, if you really love your pc

Alternative solutions proposed most sincerely to common online problems

• To open a new document, use a standard letter opener available at most stationery retailers.
• To put and end to a line of text, press your space bar until the shuttle takes off.
• Saving a document’s more important than saving in a bank, isn’t it?
• Data should be saved as an alternative to cash.
• If you don’t save enough documents you may not have enough for when you retire one day.
• Not saving documents can drive up interest rates, blood pressure & the likes.
• Listening to the clicking of the mouse means either your mouse’s squeeky or a little horse, or should that be hoarse?
• To close a document, unclothe.
• To exit, follow the exit sign.
• To open a window, make sure the burglar guards are on first, if not, secure first.
• Before closing a window, enter through the door.
• To exercise, recite Blog had a little Log.
• Realise the advantages of the shortcut menu by not intentionally taking the long route home.
• Know the best way of giving a command’s b’in firm.
• To establish what a button does, sew it; just sew you know.
• Call blogomaniacs 24-hour helpline@10810 or if that e-mail address does not work you’ll be well advised to try the phone instead.
• Just try & click but & watch what happens (to be used with discression, mind you).
• Outstare@IMonbut, until you configured out what it misrepresents
• Go on, go ask NotoriousNotreNote. Do it now.
• Use a shortcut key if your locksmith did you in.
• But remember to open a bank account before saving your document.
• Press control B to blog ’bout a log.
• Press control C to add to blog catalog.
• Press ALT C to catch a cat.
• Press ALT B to go bananas.
• Also, by pressing ALT F, you open your very own alternative franchise.
• To open a shortcut menu, consult your barber.
• To close a shortcut visit a reputable hairdresser.
• Your mouse’s resilience can be tested by dragging rather than dropping.
• Access shortcut by dropping egg on face.
• For menu shortcut drop cutlery & say, shut up in your face.
• Teach your mouse to gobble up red&green worms.
• Justify tempting right alignment.
• When completing a dialog box seal with tape.
• Backspace by adjusting your chair’s backsupport.
• Choose a radio button & plug in aerial.
• Click TAB and enjoy drinking a refreshing cooler.
• To select text – drag up mouse even if your mouse protests ’bout it.
• Use cut button, but honey bear in mind that this renders the button unusable on your shirt.
• Using cut button shows shirt buttons as definite reject.
• The cut button should never be too blunt.
• Coupons can be saved and redeemed for a coupe.
• Clipboards look nice in your living room.
• Buttons can come in handy & should not be used.
• Don’t trade your clipboard, just say, no thanks, not even for a clip – I won’t go onboard & don’t go overboard: buttons are illegal & I’m getting the Internet drag squad for you right away, k.
• Don’t be a drag by dragging your text. No, I told you I’m straight, but if you want to be a drag or if you’re into drag and think I’m an old hag, be my guest.
• I care ’bout my car too much to do drag racing with it, so if you’ll kindly excuse me.
• Grab the text by the split hair & drag, mind you don’t end up crossing the fine line, for if you do, you may double cross & end up with an arrow.
• Select text, click cut & hope the scissors are not blunt.
• Use an eraser to delete text, didn’t they teach you that in Grade 1?
• If you don’t want to, don’t delete. Personally, I’d never. U must B joking, what U think I typed it 4 in the 1rst place, man (or ma’am?)
• Location’s all important. Know where to take a stroll with your scroll.
• Also scroll’s mom said never give out your location on line & that’s all fatso now take a load of that & buzz off.
• The scroll bar is reminiscent of ancient hieroglyphics and is being retained in new technology in incorporating scrolls onto virtual papirus.
• If you honestly want to know where the scroll bar is, it’s right above the all night bar, just a block away from the space bar.
• Be justified in stating your state even if it’s just one word, ’cause it’s far too liberated to be left.
• To pass your computer, click all of the above.
• To bypass your computer, click none of the above.
• To pass surpass just stroll casually past it.
• There: you passed! See: that wasn’t so difficult, now was it?
• You can tell which page you’re on by asking the bridesmaid.
• Multiply your pick up lines before dividing your keys to dates.
• Stop asking for directions&ask for directories, aren’t you a director, after all?
• Move to the top of a document by escalator.
• Move to top of scroll bar with the stairs.
• Move to top, but stop the lift, swift so as not to cause a rift, a tift, but do sift for great cookies.
• Save&be safe: Exclaim PeadeoFile & slap that Explorer.
• Down a couple doubles in the vertical scroll Bar & just ignore your mouse if it points that out.
• Know who else wood use shortcut keys, but Robin Hood.
• If you indulge too much at the scroll bar you may consider giving the shortcut keys in and don’t be tempted to browse the menu again for a while. Yes, you’re barred.
• Depending on who’s pressing your keys, honey,, you can come online, you know it.
• The shortcut keys are better outsmarted by Houdini, but are notorious when it comes to cheating by taking shortcuts & races.
• The scroll bars should not be avoided altogether, even if you are inclined to be a teetotaller, becuse they are non-alcoholic & offer a wide selection of cocktails, you know.
• Know what’s IT to you, I know it’s IT to me! mmm, good looking cooking, so hot, glad to have you back.
• If you’re still experiencing difficulty, ask a grown down to help you.
• You can alway press ESC indefinitely or type with your elbow.
• If all else fails, consult help buttons from New Jersey’s bloggers’ anonymous worn & forlorn stuff.
• Technically help’s available online by sneaking in an hour at your local library or spending the remainder of your days chatting up gals and guys on various obscure social networking sites.
• You may find if you attempt escape, you get a sure slap in the face. If you hurry, you can pass go if you’re shifty and running up the tab.
• If you’ve read this blog so far & have a sore back & eyestrain, you always have the pause break option.
• To get info about a dialog box consult a furniture removal company and ask the friendly staff if they have a few boxes spare.
• Read the manual about typing manually annually.
• Fret ’bout not being able to take stamps off e-mails to add to your dwindling stamp collection.
• Choose options all you like and just see what’ll happen when you get home.
• If this blog’s confusing you so, do not ask the guy at the next computer, just in case.
• If you’re adamant about changing the case, sorry, it is not advisable, as you should not contradict what you said previously with regards to this case in a court of law.
• Y should you save disk every so often when you’re not gaining interest? For the sheer fit of it.
• If you are still awake then open document by utilising door handle else tear cover or recover.
• Aerial can be utilised effectively to tune into whose signing in invisibly as an affront to united font.
• It’s easy to tell what’s a button on a toolbar by brushing up on your home economics in this housewife-friendly blog – now please, who’s been doing lapdancing this time, just asking, as you did mention a button on the toolbar, not so? – in an ostensibly exasperated fahion, that is.
• Stop telling your mouse not to point and see what happens if you stare at the little rodent long enough to intimidate it, though you would not date it as it’s against the company policy to outdate, that’s supposed to be proposed to be mean.
• Do not select text as it’s simply not fair. Rather deselect.
• Dragging your mouse to the office for some one-on-one adult basic education and training is highly recommended. Yeah, write!
• If you accidentally delete text, you can get it back by picketing & protesting protexting.
• If you purposely delete text, try launching a strike & swearing until you hit control.
• Type Y to remind Y U R here.
• Type I to remind who wryped this blog.
• Type U to wremind who’s wiping this blog.
• Type O if you get it. Type X if you got it.
• Type ALT I if you’re an aspiring sailor.
• Dont’ worry about the keyboard, m’Lord, but I do beg your pardon, are you a man or a mouse?
• Watch out for latest soapy, the Bold & the Italics.
• If your keyboard does not make a loud sound when you bang on it, strum a guitar.
• Underlining bold gets upset, ’cause it’s just not fair that others should have more hair, so do not attempt shortcut to bold, whatever you do.
• Shift B reminds of universal truth to B or not to b. B bold, c cold, t told, sc scold, h hold, U can also change case unless it was premiditated, well, then that’s another case altogether.
• If you don’t like IT plain and use boldface, you’re mean: yeah, shut up in your face or just try underlining: no, bad manners, won’t B undermined, blah, blah, bull dung, who sung well hung. I say look at the text, go on, look at IT. If that’s still unreadable, remove the apostrophe.
• Check your personal organiser when you last came online, just asking, I need to know these things if you’re reading my blog. Actually, I’m amazed that you read thus far, but if I’m too amazed, could you show me home? Or take me to the referencedesk@sotfnetfurnishingslibrary  - but no, don’t use that library’s e-mail address@facevalue , ’cause it’s too similar to facebook’sphasebook & could’ve legal repercussions what with Xgoogle& microsoftboxstaff having joined in the fun, though I get my jollies elsewhere too where I can impress my friends with a bit of html graphics in my messages.
• Now to get back to examples of subscript text: fascists, nope; how ’bout a stitch in time saves none to nine, even if IT kills you – also not? So what if IT’s substandard? I got IT for a discount at the local pawnshop having ostensibly impressed them with chemical equivalent for water when saying hoho, i.e. HO twice, lacking subscript, although DAY did think Christmas came yearly.

• A superscripted letter is one that is raised by being tosses overboard, almost like a message in a bottle, but in terms of reference has been lost in the mail. Hey, it was fanmail from a secret admirer.