How can you get along without a password?
Passing doggone catty remarks
Perhaps by tuning your aerial to key of A or your A to key of aerial in passing.
Play it again, Passcal.
No? Pass: nextquestion (don’t tell anyone though, it’s a secret).
The beauty of this blog: no jackets or passwords required since you’re my type.
Do I have your attention? Are you turned on?
If not, is your pc turned on?
It is recommended that you store your computer in a cave in the tropics, on a stranded ship or on a deserted island where IT’ll be just your and your personal computer, romantic, isn’t it? Alternatively you may consider a windowless spacecraft that does not require windows in cyberspace, to keep your pc isolated from other obnoxious and not so legit networks. Don’t believe in the proverbial if you got it flaunt IT if you are a mail chauvinist. How do you spell IT? You can’t – not allowed. It’s an abbreviation in case you didn’t know or unruly shopfitters will try to install windows in an otherwise architecturally unqiue space or do another number of unmentionable actions I do not wish to repeat here should they beat the odds at guessing your password. Thus you will realize beyond a shadow of a doubt that your password or lack thereof requires some if not considerable thought, especially if your mouse’s playing up by beating you at online chess.
No names, please. You don’t want something easy for you and difficult for others for fear of appearing condescending. Not having a password will SAVE YOU having to be unfair in choosing a password. Thank you for considering saving my password as the teller at the bank laughed when I tried to do that. Yes, stay anonymouse, but don’t stay annoying. Now you’ve decided not to have a password nobody can accuse you of not exercising discression by marginally choosing single letters, your pet name, the name of your lover mmm nobody DOS it better or partner by default who undoes it better, your mongoose’s goose’s name or anything less than one digit, although you did encounter a site that specifically makes provision for decimalized letters along with a free gossip column where you’re free to voice your opinion at a fee regarding overtly long sentences. Also you’d just never dream of using any four letter words, you don’t have that twisted sense of humor especially those starting with f, such as file, write me or type me if you think Im easy, haven’t you forgotten something, not your password, silly, you can save a file without it and be honored for coming to the file’s restque. Join the rest of the queue as indeed less is more so there’s actually no password like show password.
If you still insist on pass Word you may find other word processing programs to your liking. You don’t have to be at your wits’ end, help, pairing and comparing passwords b4 it’s too late to relate comparing apples to IBMaple. So can I rely on your vote for a password free cyberspace? After all, why appear secretive, I say show them that you’ve got IT big, baby. You don’t have to spend time changing your password and can rather invest that time changing your underwear. If you don’t like passwords I wouldn’t hold it against you if you failwords too and need a re-mark without a remark pertaining entertaining thereto, therefree and therefore invite the whole bang shoot. I copy. Your inherent sense of originality may prohibit you from being prompted to enter password to prom twice and you don’t want to feel like you’re seeing double necessitating a visit to your localized prostometrist and your youthful approach prohibits inclination towards password ageing and try as you might you would not break the password rules by tearing from the margin. You don’t have to remember your password when you can’t even remember special events with dire consequences, but fondlingly remember your first date, on the calendar, kinda kinky, almost like doing IT on a globe or www for that matter.
Time’s money, so don’t pass time with passwords. You don’t even have to worry ‘bout the odds of dumb numb numbered passnumerals replacing bulleting passwords necessitating upgrade. So you understand Y V cannot justify passwords unless it’s assigned to X marks the spot where she sells C for yourself cells. Have IT Ur way graphically. There V go: V could tell you the password, but Y? Pick a letter, any letter, o, that’s been taken again, it’s an Excellent way of passing the time improvising passwords, now unless you intuitively know what passwords are available (ok, come seem me privately after reading this blog not recognized nor passed by Word), this can lead you to be remorseful and experience discomfort that another has chosen your prize passwords and all this time you though you were original. Yip, eventually you can rather use your online time more constructively chatting online than entering password. I suggest you find something more enjoyable like polishing your computer screen or fine tuning your keyboard. You can act like you have a way with words with a password even if you don’t. Not a single websurfer surfing on by would know that you like your passwords scrambled and your omelettes unscrambled, but were too timid to ask, pass the salt, please, do not pass go and do not purchase impressive decompression software by all accounts, piningly depressive as it may seem to fill your melancholy mood missing your password, oh password wherefore art thou, where oh where’s my password’s latest wear; why be weary and fret, since your password does not miss you and relishes abduction by fanciful pc fancies mmm.
To password or not to password: that should be a prerequisite option for the left aligned whose passwords left. Liberate yourself, be free, you have two, in fact, there’s enough passwords to go around anyway ordering rodering passwords around, so be square if you dare, pass passwords and give IT a miss replacing passwords old with passwords’ catnap mew and so passwords borrowed with a font in blue. Anyway, forget all about passwords, join the revolution of cyber evolution, as you won’t miss what you never had – no peeking running that by me at that mountain pass – just the pass for you ma’am, please pass me the menu for just desserts and unjust deserts. I’m bidding adieu on an auction site as I have no more need for that password, ladies, lads, lasses, lassies and other passable folk. I’m out of here, but not out if beer, care to join me in passing? And not a minute too passtedious as I’m fastidious and don’t want to appear tedious, of course, not wishing to invoke evoking my pc’s hatred and jealousy over being excited over particularly interesting passwords even leading to faux pass assumption about evenings out enjoying personalized menus. If you don’t have a password your true love won’t think you’re being unscrupulous by hiding something, you passcal. Eventufinally! Passively seeking password free websites – should U C any, please reply here.
